The remake of the film "Willy Wonka" (to be shown as "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory")promises to be quite enlightening...
Shocking Details Reveal How Diminutive Orange Laborers Put the "Imp" In "Impropriety"
Authorities have stunned the world with lurid reports of a sweeping investigation into a sex scandal involving employees of renowned candy manufacturer Willy Wonka.
An 18-month investigation has resulted in numerous arrests, including the indictments of dozens of Oompa Loompas, the diminutive workers at the factory made famous in a well-known documentary film entitled, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory.