My dear father

We celebrated Mum's birthday at the Cantina Don Camillo yesterday. Dad seemed to be hard of hearing. Our favorites were:

Dad: " I would like a tea - with water!"

Dad (to the waitress): "Your English is very good."
Waitress: "Thank you, my mother is American. "
Dad: "What, your mother is German?!"

Audrey and Jack Bauer

Here a hilarious comment about Audrey and Jack Bauer:
Audrey looks just like Skeletor, the baddie from He-Man!